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  • Persona
  • Aftersun
  • Memories of Murder
  • Fight Club

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★

  • Chicken/Egg

    ★★½

  • The Sprinkler Sprinkled

  • Mind the Gap

    ★★★½

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  • Black Swan

    Black Swan

    ★★★★★

    Kill the boy and let the man be born
    or the average midterm exams on LSD experience.


    “Swan lake” is a theatrical piece that dates a centurie back, so how can people still be interested? How could Thomas (Cassel) refresh it?
    Coming of age stories date centuries back, so could it be nicely “refreshed” by Aronofsky?

    Apparently yes, making it his chef-d’oeuvre. (tho it’s more about that artist’s path of sacrifices, told through the coming of age story)

    “You mission…

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★

    — Скажи-ка, Ридли Скот, ведь не даром
    200 лямов, зеленых долларов,
    Американцу отданы?
    Ведь могли бы быть французские актеры,
    Да, говорят, еще способные выговорить заморское блин слово!
    Недаром в замешательстве Прованс
    Про то, что Тулон есть африканский город с песчаной бурей каждый час!

    — Да, были операторы в наше время,
    Не то, что нынешнее племя:
    Эмманюель Любецки — не вы!
    Плохие нам достались кадры:
    Не многие реквизиты смогли по-настоящему ожить…
    Не будь на то и Эппла воля,
    Не отдали б…

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★★★

    A few times I thought that AI was involved in the editing process, because I can’t explain how bad a few stitches were, especially in the beginning. Music is also lame, tho a bit nostalgic.

    Interesting parallels and some good moments, but really generic imo.

  • The Sprinkler Sprinkled

    The Sprinkler Sprinkled

    Merci, la France

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Marc Ruffalo basically have never recovered from « Poor Things »
    🕊️🔫
    Ladies and Gentlemen, just a blockbuster

    Fun movie that would be cool to watch with your family. Despite all possible explorations within the given setting… close to non have happened. The only thing that says it’s a Bong Joon-ho’s film is the big criticism of capitalism. The pace was off a few times and the screenplay is really weak. Idk if I would even recommend it, but… Robert…

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★½

    🪨🪨
    A real compact reflection about real pain

    Idk why but I was so sure that it’s about a trip to Prague lol, looks like it’s Vyšehrad on the poster