Maybe like 30 minutes of this was the most annoying unwatchable garbage I've ever seen. The rest was a mediocre superhero movie with more jokes, swearing, and gore. Stan Lee as a strip club emcee (?) is a fun cameo for him though! 2016 was one million years ago.
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The Wolverine 2013
This one was actually kind of good??? Wolverine has a fun vacation in Japan but ditches the girl he hooks up with there immediately after she takes over a billion-dollar tech company. My anti-capitalist king. Wolverine also has fun on one of japan's famous bullet trains (this scene actually does rule.) At one point he also gives himself open heart surgery while two people sword fight on and around his hospital bed. This movie tries to do the Michael Clayton…
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Titanic 1997
Yeah of course this was great. 50th film of the year and also the first film I watched on my TV instead of my computer or in theatres. Despite Titanic being one of the most discussed films ever I did not expect the framing device with old Rose & the treasure hunting crew. Love how Cameron can just jerk himself off by adding periodic scenes of the ship's crew locked in on Rose's story, and he earned that shit! You know…
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