Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  this ones for the real yearners, the loverboys, the lonely stoners....

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  Stalker 1979

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I can’t even begin to unpack this. Utterly stunning while equally understated shots made this feel like a lullaby in an “existential commentary on faith” kind of way. Unbelievable

Popular reviews

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  Terminator Genisys 2015

  ★★ Added 1

  The things I go through for Emilia Clarke.........

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  Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2000

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2024

  Martial arts movie fans' version of Viggo Mortensen breaking his toe on the helmet is telling your friends that Michelle Yeoh actually had a torn ACL in the fight with Zhang Ziyi!!!!!

  Fucking beautiful film, especially the scenes in the Gobi Desert and of course the incredible use of colour (Jen's red in her marriage procession and the green of the bamboo trees in that fight especially so). Impeccably-directed and choreographed combat sequences (I mean as expected). Floaty, wire-guided martial…