sexygaywizard

sexygaywizard

I get high and watch bad movies for fun. Occasionally some actually decent stuff sneaks in there.

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Wonka

    ★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★★

  • Mothra vs. Godzilla

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    At first I thought that Mark Ruffalo was a Trump reference and I thought the character was a little overdone but then I realized it was actually Elon Musk and now he makes total sense to me.
    Everybody kills their performances in this movie. Robert Pattinson is the actor of a generation.

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ★★

    This movie has 104 works of explicit fan fiction on AO3 and about 50 of them are about the evil chocolate guys fucking nasty

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    I showed up after my roommates had already watched half of it, made myself dinner, and then couldn't eat it because The Thing showed up

  • ThanksKilling

    ThanksKilling

    It has a very 2008 sense of humor which means the humor mostly revolves around saying "fuck" a lot and rape jokes.
    Number of JonBenét Ramsey jokes: 3

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