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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 2012

  ½ Watched 12 Mar 2022

  I dont know where to start with this movie… I have never hated somebody so much. Greg Heffley, youre a fucking scumbag. You spent your entire summer being a bitch and trying to so hard to get some ladies. You threw your amazing plus size friend under the fucking bus just so you could get some cheeks? And you never scored? You have no game Greg fuck you die. This movies story is literally ass but Rodrick turns it around.…

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  The Emoji Movie 2017

  ★ Watched 06 Mar 2022

  What the fuck is this movie? James Cordon is a fat british fuck, bye Felicia your stupid ass off the screen. Who came up with the idea for this bullshit? Its unreal how bad this is. There is no substance in this shit. Fuck you, fuck this movie, fuck off.

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  Home Alone 1990

  ★ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  I hate Kevin McAllister and is stupid ugly face. He is a ugly annoying psycopath with enormous lips. Please die and dont attempt to kill Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci is a national treasure and very hot and sexy. Please do not kill him. This movie was ass except for Joe Pesci. Marv is aight too. Fuck you Kevin. Your mom should have never come back for you. Also RIP John Candy you amazing man. Thank you all for reading.

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  Twilight 2008

  ★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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