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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  Watched this on my plane ride home from Vegas while battling hangxiety and intense turbulence.  Needless to say I hated every minute of this. Easily one of the lowest vibe films I’ve ever experienced in my life. I cringed every time they said “The Pink Opaque.” 

  Also no mom drives off before seeing their kid enter the house to a sleepover safely. Like F off.

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  TF WAS THAT

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  Psycho 1960

  Watched 01 Oct 2024

  I got to see Psycho for the first time at 30 years old on the big screen, completely blind to the plot.

  And even then, it needs to marinate. It deserves a rewatch for all its worth.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  I walked out of the theater and into the parking garage elevator, two older ladies sitting in our row shuffled in. “Her body looked amazing in that leotard. That Margaret Qualley.” 

  JOJO HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!!!

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