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Recent reviews

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  Wish 2023

  ★★ Watched 19 Sep 2024

  Really very bad. Chris Pine giving it his all but, just... so bad. I thought the modern Disney movies had a higher floor than this.

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  Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Aug 2024

  Jesus Christ.

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★ Watched 11 Jun 2022

  This was really surprisingly boring and dumb.

  PROS
  Everything with Willem Dafoe, 5 stars. Unfortunately that's literally about two and a half minutes, including a voiceover.
  Ethan Hawke was also fun. He maybe has 5 minutes screen time. Maybe. This movie is two hours and seventeen minutes long.
  Uh... I thought the Valkyrie looked cool and Bjork had a neat costume.

  CONS
  Just leaden and boring and dark.
  Everyone speaks English with Scandinavian accents. It's real dumb.
  None of the…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2022

  I really liked everything about this movie except the fact that it was 3 hours long.

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