Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloody Birthday 1981

  ★★★ Watched 05 Aug 2024

  I mean…what do you expect? They’re Geminis…

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  Paradise 1991

  ★★★ Watched 06 Aug 2024

  This was a very sweet movie. The performances by young Thora Birch and Elijah Wood, in particular, were outstanding.

Popular reviews

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  Garfield's Thanksgiving 1989

  ½ Watched 14 Oct 2022

  Jon Arbuckle is such an insufferable sexist prick. He doesn't deserve Garfield, Odie, his grandma, OR the delicious thanksgiving meal that she had to prepare for him due to his incompetency.
   😌✌️

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023

  Oh my god?????!!!??? 

  But also- does anyone know where I can acquire a depression Barbie and her separately sold OCD add-on?? Bc this Barbie is that Barbie so I’m gonna need Mattel to get to work!