Ailsa Shallot

Ailsa Shallot

Favorite films

  • Shallots & Garlic
  • Shallot Salad
  • Shallot- Walk Part II
  • Onion

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  • Midsommar

    ★★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

  • Lamb

    ★★★

  • Dogtooth

    ★★

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★★

    Literally need this this summer

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★★

    Disclaimer I’m straight af howevrr i did find this movie funny, characters amazing like I know ur not high school age, not even early twenties age but your a hilarious high school students, so make me laugh. Make me laugh at exaggerated high school situations and Jeff’s biggest weakness being pineapple juice okay way to reinstate Achilles heel. Jeff you piece of shit you hilarious piece of shit you, however that all female fight club with non problematic activities and…

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  • Dogtooth

    Dogtooth

    ★★

    Tbh I don’t want to watch incest BUT eating keyboards and turning on pussy light is HILARIOUD and that DAMCE THE ELDEST did she was eating me out so interpretive and rhymic and was literally rooting for her knocking out her dogtooths. Lastly little kittys being the evil and DESTROYING the secret nonchalant brother over the forbidden fence okay apex cinema and did she watch a shark documentary? like what did the eldest watch after she got vhs for licking security keyboard caise like what was it? I think one was a shark documentary 💯

  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★

    3 star BECUZ well filmed and artistic suspense that was imo clearly Iceland propaganda but however I liked it tbh like hell your not a24 but your a23 like your trying to tell me something but I just don’t know what. So stars for ada being literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in a cinematic universe one hand and one hoove pls kill me now and then the FINAL BOSS huge cock sheep stag finished me off okay, dilf, like…

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