When my friend asked how we're gonna tell the Michael b Jordan's apart I jokingly said they'll wear different colored hats

What a fool I became four minutes into the movie

Jesse eisenberg asks the question what if your cousin was cooler than you

Would YOU maybe kill your husband for a hot mouse-ish lawyer ?

I just wish we knew how many there were

Slamming my fists on my legs and frothing at the mouth the entire time I was watching this

I have never seen a movie more made to be watched in one minute sections vertically on your phone

I cannot believe the GALL to have the come to life nutcracker crack nuts with his hands and not his mouth "oh but it's a bakery that would be gross if the nuts were in his mouth" god you're pathetic. No whimsy whatsoever. You sniveling worm

When I started taking Zoloft I didn't really get horny for a really long time so I filled my time with just thinking of all my favorite characters from the planet of the apes franchise and now I have like 8 new apes to think of

Stop muaddib ! Your worm too fast ! Your water too recycled ! Your war too holy ! They'll kill you !

Another film in the franchise of unexpected Lin Manuel Miranda jump scares

Sometimes it's not hard to make an audience understand a character. Sometimes all you have to do is show that they love cigarettes and twinks and the audience can relate

2022 was the year of biopics 2023 is the year of movies about grooming