A movie I would have written if the prompt was: you are 15 and you’re writing a horror movie for other 15 year olds
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Kraven the Hunter 2024
Not a single original idea. The acting in this was terrible.
Didn’t get why nobody wanted to see it in theaters, now I understand!!
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Night of the Zoopocalypse 2024
I wanted it to be weird so bad. What a cool one this was. Body horror for children!!!
Color palette is great. Some of the stills in this are genuinely terrifying. Animation takes a minute to get used to.
Motifs: SO much slime/ooze. Tongues (??) like so many tongues it was kind of strange
I’m imagining this movie as something someone throws on as background noise at a sleepover and by the end and everyone is completely sucked in and…
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Holes 2003
I’ve seen this movie at least ten times. It is a CLASSIC. The ONLY movie to be pardoned from “all movies based on books are a disappointment and a waste of time”.
Sigourney Weaver is the hottest that I think she’s ever been??? She steps out of that gorgeous white Chrysler in those boots and it is so O V E R. I will talk about this scene as an example of most incredible intros in movie history
PERFECTION, NO NOTES
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