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Megalopolis 2024
megalopolis is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen. it’s like if baz luhrmann recieved a phineas gage styled head injury. it’s like if you forced andrew lloyd weber to write an exact retelling of what was going on with all the humans in the shitty movie version of cats. i laughed the whole way through.
overly masturbatory roman ephemera and american chauvinism, rearing it’s head as the truest form of italian-american liberalism. i suppose the thesis here is about the…
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Wish 2023
a non-movie, a non-entity. impressively lacking in substance. attempts to propagate itself upon cutesy self-pastiche- curse the blight of the “easter egg” upon film- and baseless assumptions on what market-tested audiences want from the vague, nostalgia-addled platonic ideal of a “disney movie”.
aesthetically pitiful, someone ought to feel ashamed. i can obviously see what’s being ATTEMPTED- blocky stylization and expressionist aestheticism are big cash cows right now, sony’s spiderverse series bringing home oscars and the dreamworks puss in boots being…
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