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  Anora 2024

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  so fucking long and boring for what???? nothing happened the whooooole time i have like six friends in real life who could have told me this story from their own POV in five mins or less. mikey is hot af tho so i guess thats what the oscars are for idk

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  Legend 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  i think this was legit my first fantasy movie lol. tom cruise covered in glitter and tim curry as a sexy demon thing??? unicorns and fairies and trolls??? sure what the hell. perfect length for a movie tho

Popular reviews

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  Marriage Story: From the Pages to the Performances 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  idk this shit felt real i liked it a lot i cant believe he said all that to her face i cant believe love hurts so bad wow

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  cant say i enjoyed this like even a little bit. the trailer was bait and switch considering the audience could only laugh (even then, rarely.) our horror star longlegs himself had maybe 20 mins of screen time total, whats the point of going all in on promo to not show us anything to be afraid of?? 

  i can see how the goal was probably for our confusion to coincide with the Lee's and really keep you on edge, but thats…

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