Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Godfather 1972

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Don’t ask me about my [attraction to homicidal al pacino and retired don vito]. Don’t ever ask me about my [attraction to homicidal al pacino and retired don vito].

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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  needed to be funnier, scarier, or campier :(

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Nov 2024 1

  started off so strong but unfortunately had a less than satisfying ending, though all three did a phenomenal job with their characters.

  also sorry to report that creepy old hugh grant is still fuckable

  p.s. why did topher take this job? confusing

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Edit: I forgot the biggest point of all. I need a movie about the lost years: how did Hugh come to be Uncle Daniel to Darcy’s kids? Did they reconnect? Reignite their brotherhood? Did they ever tag team Bridget? Did they like it? Actually, hold on, back up: how is Hugh even alive? Did he fake his own death? Was he stranded on an island alone, thought to be lost at sea? Let’s get into it!! 

  First pass: too sad!…