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Recent reviews

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  Dracula 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  the Internet is pretty stupid these days, but anyone calling it a mistake should be reminded you can watch an entire Dracula ballet on YouTube for free

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  People forget but this is actually what it felt like to chew 5 gum

Popular reviews

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  Dear Christmas 2020

  ★★ Watched 10 Dec 2021

  this bitch named Chris Massey

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  Something from Tiffany's 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Dec 2022

  crying gets an automatic 4.5. I am very fragile.

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