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Recent reviews

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  The Giver 2014

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  Half a star for the dilf. that’s it.

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  After Ever Happy 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2022

  once again a cinematic masterpiece. i don’t know how the after franchise keeps coming up with all these new plot lines but wow what a movie!

Popular reviews

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  Shrek 2001

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2021

  someone please erase this movie forever

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  Mars Needs Moms 2011

  ★★ Watched 20 Sep 2021

  wait, why does everybody hate this movie? i just remember i hated it bc it made me cry thinking of what would happen if my mom got abducted by aliens but i don’t remember it being THAT bad

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