Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Descendants 2015

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  for a disney movie where they don’t kiss, ben was incredibly horny this entire time 

  the roaring made me so uncomfortable

  this is not actually a good movie but it gets 3 stars because kate and ellie’s reactions to my reactions were priceless

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  Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2018

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  all that and they don’t even kiss? romance is dead (just like the zombies). 

  cannot recommend enough getting drunk on a tuesday night in a creepy hotel and watching this with your roommates. 

  i made ellie laugh during this so much which is all i care about these days.

Popular reviews

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  A Garfield Christmas 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Dec 2024

  i love the grandma :(

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  representation for the girlies asking philosophical questions out of context