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To Be or Not to Be 1942
Imagine being a Nazi and while you're stuck with the cringiest propaganda bullshit your enemies are making these top tier funny as hell masterpiece movies about how stupid you are. Embarrassing!
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The Lion King 1994
Me watching this in 1994: "Timon and Pumbaa funny!"
Me watching this in 2025: "So what they're saying is: if the marginalised classes (hyenas) living on the outskirts of society rise up against the people put into power by birthright (lions) and demand a share of all the riches they are kept away from with brutal force (patrolling at the borders) it will be the downfall of civilisation??? Nah man! And Pumbaa! I'm especially disappointed in you bowing to the crown as soon as you learned your buddy was the king."
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Funny Face 1957
Beautiful movie about a FRIENDSHIP between Audrey Hepburn and Fred Astaire where they sometimes kiss each other on the mouth for a laugh. Then Fred Astaire marries the woman he has the most chemistry with (boss lady) but since the camera lense is full of vaseline it APPEARS to be Audrey Hepburn which of course would be ridiculous because they are - as mentioned before - just FRIENDS! I take no questions.
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Encounters at the End of the World 2007
Werner Herzog: "Tell me about your dream"
Me: "So, I was back in school but it kind of wasn't my school but I knew it was. And I had no pants on..."
Random antarctic scientist: "I am standing on top of an iceberg, adrift in the ocean. The memories of a thousand lifetimes rumble through the ceiling of an icy cathedral beneath my feet."Translated from by
