Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  A mad Danish Thad Castle is not what I had on my bucket list for 2025 but I’m here for it.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  fuck Jesus Christ fuck what the shit why what how jaoaofjrbwuaoapc

Popular reviews

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2023 2

  I’m sure the actual play is amazing, but the movie? Nah Fam. I found it so hard to relate to any of the main characters. The phantom was a psychopathic serial killer who lives in the sewers, Raul is a simp, and christine is just a dumb bitch who falls for the same shit over and over again.

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Aug 2023 2

  Amazing intricate/witty dialogue that was really refreshing considering the shit that’s coming out of Hollywood these days. I Definitely can see that this as a classic, but I don’t know - there’s not a whole lot of ingenuity you can throw into a rom com that would give it 5 stars for me.

  Now I know what sleeping with other people is based off of. Thanks sel!