Shayan

Shayan

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Favorite films

  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Chungking Express
  • Aftersun

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  • The Proposal

    ★½

  • Dahomey

    ★★★★

  • Nimona

    ★★★★★

  • Amélie

    ★★★★★

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  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    ★½

    b-but I can't be deported I'm white :(((((((

  • Dahomey

    Dahomey

    ★★★★

    What was looted more than a century ago is our soul. It‘s our ability to be proud.

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  • My Favourite Fabric

    My Favourite Fabric

    ★★★

    Girl was having non-stop wet dreams while her country was going to shit

  • The House Bunny

    The House Bunny

    How was the world okay with Hugh Heffner even existing

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