shaylen533

shaylen533

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    Just finished the movie.
    It had everything - Spanish fascism, obese frogs, fairies, a joker-esque face carving, amputations, those annoying little screaming plants from that one Harry Potter movie, euthanasia, amazing animatronics, real shitty CGI, a creepy skin man that gets pissy when you eat his food (real, he just like me) and a whole lot of Labyrinth - but I still have no clue who the fuck Pan is???

  • Tuesday

    Tuesday

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    This could have been an email

  • Gladiator

    Gladiator

    ★★★★½

    We Mortals are but Shadows and Dust

    This movie has awoken some long dormant obsession with Ancient Rome that I didn’t even know I had. Ridley Scott truly is a force of nature. The world-building and tension had me hooked from the very first scene - and I was cheering for the colonisers??? Also Joaquin Phoenix is amazing as a villain. Every 5 minutes I wanted to jump through the screen and beat his wimpy bitch ass up myself.

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