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Men 2022
Pretentious crap. If the message outweighs and is prioritized over any form of coherent substance then it's not for me. A movie needs to be able to tell a story, that is typically it's fundamental aim and this really struggled in doing that. You need to establish a set of rules, basic lore or even basic common sense for the universe in which your movie exists so that the rest of it makes sense and the audience can follow along.…
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The Batman 2022
It'll be grittier... it'll be edgier... It'll be DARKER... How original. Isn't this how every Batman movie since the Adam West days has been marketed to us? Nothing new or refreshing here. The problem with this movie is that it's trying so hard to be Oscar worthy with it's drawn out dialogue and close-ups of Pattinson trying to act. The story feels like any old generic crime drama with a Batman story shoehorned into it. I have always found Robert…
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Peter Pan 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This film embodies the very essence of what childhood feels like to me. No sugar-coated drama or plastic emotions. The pirates are scary and the kids can act! The film masterfully portrays fantasy in a very real way without ever being patronising to it's target audience.
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