Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  the cultural impact of 2000’s barbie movies needs to be studied in depth

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  i’m tempted to give this five stars simply because i am a sucker for live action princess movies and i would take a bullet to the head for rachel zegler.. but alas the cgi dwarves and gal gadot exist😔

Popular reviews

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  Kate & Leopold 2001

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jan 2025

  talk about giving up your life for a man… diva’s gonna get real mad when she can’t straighten her fuckass haircut because she MOVED TO 1864????

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  Prospect 2018

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  spraying insulation foam directly into open wounds is pretty badass

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