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Recent reviews

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Mar 2025

  They need to remake this with XL bully’s

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  I swear to God I’m not joking when I say Nicki minaj’s va va voom music video is the best Snow White adaption I have ever seen in my entire life. 

  
  
  

  P.S. Gal Gadot wasn’t acting (she couldn’t even if she tried)

Popular reviews

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  The Lover 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  If 15 year old me had a rich hot older man declare his love for me and everyone was stopping him from marrying me I would actually go insane. You would have to section me. I would never be the same.

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  The Farm 2018

  ★★½ Watched 16 Oct 2024

  The animal art in the church is genuinely so pretty and unique and the end scene as the last supper is kind of cool but I’ve already seen chicken run and I fear that has desensitised me

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