Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Little Italy 2018

  ★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2018

  "He sounds like if spaghetti could talk" - Drew Godden

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  Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie 1996

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  This is fanfiction, you cannot convince me otherwise

Popular reviews

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  Sharktopus 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jun 2023

  Porn actors, split screens, and shark octopus
  100/10

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2023

  I wish I had some kind of witty silly joke like I usually would for my reviews, but not for this one.

  The movie genuinely changed my brain chemistry. I already knew it was going to be more than a movie about Barbie's but it was still a rollercoaster of emotions. It was an incredible commentary about how patriarchal society has made it impossible for women to live comfortably and feel empowered. It was a story about motherhood and how…