Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Adolescence 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Bro I am in shock, like, WTF.
  This movie brings up a very recent theme which makes it shocking, because it actually happens or almost happens.
  I won't even comment on this cinematography, bro, they had to act for 50 minutes straight like, WHO DOES THAT.
  absolute cinema

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  Dark Shadows 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  It was crackers!! really funny, I thought it was going to be shitty but this movie is perfect

Popular reviews

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  Call Me by Your Name 2017

  ½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  wtf did I just watch, I need bleach for my eyes

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  I thought it was going to be very shitty, but like, it got better in the middle when the green zombie showed and and brainroted indiana jones into becoming galactuses.
  The film was very good.

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