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  What is a movie? 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Aug 2024 2

  100/5 very good movie I nearly cried and cried my eyes out to this masterpiece. I lost nearly 100 ml of water after this and was hostipilized due to dehydration. I was ostracized from North Korea for watching this movie and showed it to joseph stalin's grave. He stuck his hand out and grabbed it, 2 hours later, he threw it out and the grave turned into a lake (the black sea). very excellent and i want to show this…

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• augustus took this to the grave
• aurelian loved this movie
• beat darius at gaugamella to show him this
• cried my eyes out
• hannibal barca brang this at cannae
• i joined the macedonian phalanx to show this to alaxander
• in the afterlife
• ostracised from north korea for this
• showed this to emporor nero and got executed
• stalin loved this
• three kingdoms
• tossed this into the pyre that ceaser was in