Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

  ★ Watched 31 Aug 2023

  Why the fuck did they choose Johnny Knoxville to voice Leonardo?

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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  5 and 1/2 men and a Dracula on a boat. I dunno, whaddya want from me?

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Four 2015

  ½ Watched 30 Aug 2022

  I love reusing childhood trauma for a fun catchphrase

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  Dark Phoenix 2019

  ★ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  Why is this the best live-action example of Cyclops in all of the X-Men movies? God I'm glad these movies are dead.