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  The Last Voyage of the Demeter 2023

  ★★½ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  Dragged out, disappointing chapter of the Dracula novel. 4.5/10.

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  D-Railed 2018

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Wow! Well i wasnt expecting much, just a derailed train falling in a river, but my god that barely scratches the surface. It gets more strange, more funny & more awful as it progresses. The only reason i dont give it 1/10 is because i couldnt keep my eyes off it lol 2/10.

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  Had low hopes going into this & was (unfortunately) as bad as i expected. Generic action comedy, which wasnt funny & used far too much CGI. Its a shame cause i enjoy the games. They deserved better. 3/10.

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  2001: A Space Odyssey 1968

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2024

  In the words of Krusty the Clown “What the hell was that?!” 

  I really wanted to enjoy this movie. As a big sci-fi fan, this has been on my watchlist for year. But my god this was brutal. 

  I saw someone explain this movie as “just an art showcase” & that sums it up. Its like those pretentious indie short movies that make no sense, but 2hrs 20 mins instead. No plot, every scene is painstakingly slow. Just such  a pointless movie. 

  1/10.

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