Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 2020

  ★★★ Rewatched 29 Jan 2025

  Grabbing another man by the inside of his mouth is insane actually (and gay).

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  Needed more Nic Cage tbh

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Watched 22 Feb 2024

  I watched this out of pure spite. Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen?

  (Anyways time to go watch that one Sideways vid on this trainwreck of a film again)

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  Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 25 Dec 2023

  Preminger is the most character ever.