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  Her 2013

  ★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Was excitingly waiting for Samantha to hack into the mainframe and fuck his life up until an hour and a half into the film when I read the genre and realized that kinda thing ain’t gonna happen. Rookie mistake

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  Civil War 2024

  ★½ Watched 28 Jan 2025

  Fuck me I wish Jessie died in the very first scene, jarring main character vibes - and dunno why MJ was strumming herself over her everytime she was trying to take a picture. And I’m sorry, but why are they not blaming that rat for Sammy’s death, if she didn’t get into bonsai trees car then Sammy wouldn’t have died. Don’t see the hype, nothing really happened, didn’t really know what was going on as they didn’t give a backstory of anything. Pre dogwater

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Nov 2024 1

  First of all, dad’s a massive cuck, second of all if I had a daughter like that she’s getting a slap and getting disowned. Ant was real for that ending, but honestly just a mid film.

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  Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  I’ve heard it’s quite inaccurate to what actually happened, but I loved it, thought the casting and soundtrack was really good. I don’t really like how people are saying they over dramatized Lyle’s character and he was never like that in real life, but like how are you gonna know what he’s like in real life all the time by speaking to him in jail a couple of times, so some of it has to be inaccurate.

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