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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Rats rats rats rats rats mmmmmm I want to eat pidgin I relate heavily to the necrophilac man… not in like a I want to fuck dead people way but I just think he was chill. Nosforatu would give S tier cocking I parented

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  Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2024

  The perfect father figure ❤️🩷❤️

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  V for Vendetta 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024 2

  She V on my vendetta til I blow up the Houses of Parliament.
  8/10

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  Despicable Me 4 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Aug 2024

  It has been a week since I saw this movie I remember 3 things:

  1. The cockroach guy was super fucking hot I was jerking it the whole time

  2. Sick ass 9/11 reference 

  3. Pharell was cooking on double life that thing was on fire

  Overall I have 0 taste in film and am entertained by literally anything so 8/10

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