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Don’t judge, I’m trying.

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Before Sunset
  • Paris, Texas
  • Paddington 2

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  • Control

    ★★★★

  • Sex and the City

    ★★★

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

  • The Sound of Music

    ★★★★

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★

    What in the name of Disney Chanel is gowarning

  • Mary Poppins

    Mary Poppins

    ★★★★★

    Will forever be my childhood, and now adulthood favourite <3

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    ½

    there’s too much to even talk about- here are the points i felt really needed discussing:

    •jacob fancies a…
    •the  cgi fucking water moulding to a door frame is 10x more realistic than the kid
    •jacob literally got a boner over a… 
    •the whole “it was all a dream” gcse bullshit, what would’ve happened if jacob actually ran away with the… 
    •the sexual tension when jacob stripped for charlie
    •the fact jacob actually gets with…
    •and of course my favourite…

  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★★★★

    THIS FILM BROKE ME! 

    A beautiful storyline which captures the little traits we each carry and how another person can fall in love with them, whilst hitting us with a cancer diagnosis. 

    The humour allows us as the audience to relate to the characters on another level, a level I think only brits can fully understand.

    I will be thinking about this film for quite some time and look forward to the rewatch 💔

    PS. This is a pairing I didn’t know I needed till it happened…

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