Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Shutter Island 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  why are you all wet baby

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  didn’t know Robert Pattinson had ass like that

Popular reviews

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  Wine Country 2019

  ★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  pretty fun, felt a little too much like grown ups for my tastes but a lot to like here

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2023

  This movie is stuffed with so many loving details for Nintendo fans that it’s hard not to want to be along for the ride. The film is beautiful, also, in the way that Illumination movies usually are, but pushed even further by the intensely perfectionist guidance of Nintendo. Genuinely great character animation, although I can’t help but feel that some of the voice acting just feels… off? Some combination of celebrity miscasting, weird mixing and awkwardly fast editing gives the…

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