Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Not Franco dying in the first 5 minutes... fuuk
  the new captain knew from the start that he wasn't shit... he should've listened to his intuition...
  why do I have more common sense? I'm not a trained cosmonaut who is responsible for humanity.

  and fuck david. it was so obvious that it wasn't walter and why didn't walter smash his head in immediately

  Michael Fassbender really is creepy tho

• 

  How to Be Really Bad 2018

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  ausländerwitze machen aber keine casten...ja danke

Popular reviews

• 

  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ½ Watched 11 Jan 2024

  how is anyone into harry? he is a misogynistic, annoying, unfunny, manipulating, inconsiderate crybaby... if a 50-year-old Billy Crystal got you kicking your feet we need to reevaluate.

  genuinely harry is such a regular 50-year-old boyman...

  seriously scary how the patriarchy makes women believe that they deserve someone like harry or even worse that he is the prize.

• 

  Hereditary 2018

  ★★★½ Rewatched 28 Nov 2023

  "I AM YOUR MOTHER"

  thank you toni collette