This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This one was an odd beast...
On one hand, it's really damn good at building tension, taking a little while to actually see the main characters get trapped in their predicament, spending as long as possible keeping things relatively light hearted while still gradually building to things going to shit. And then it mostly fires on all cylinders as they struggle to find a way to signal help, certainly gave me similar vibes to an old docuseries I used to…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What was the point of that?
And yes, I say that in the face of the titular book literally just being a bible, which for whatever reason is a seriously hot commodity in this post apocalyptic wasteland.
I'll give the movie credit for not being egregiously preachy, automatically puts it above all the religious glurge out there. Plus it has some decent fight scenes and an okay sense of scale.
But I couldn't give a flying fuck about any of…
This movie...well, it exists...somehow...
I did not think it was possible for a movie that clocks in at 2 and a half hours to basically have no real plot. It was basically just a massive series of random events where not a whole lot happens, too much attention is put towards dumbass humor that borders on being sexist, racist, and just plain disgusting. And because the movie refuses to dedicate any time towards giving the characters some actual meaningful development,…
