Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Watchers 2024

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  me? logging my first movie of the year 4 months in? more likely than you think 

  first half is pretty compelling, second half is contrived and lowkey goofy as hell. i wish it stayed more of a thriller mystery and not… whatever the rest of that was… 

  also why does every character speak like they’re doing a high school production of a shakespeare play?

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  American Murder: Gabby Petito 2025

  Watched 10 Mar 2025

  that cop sure did decide he was a DV victim very quickly, if only they had the same eagerness to help when women ask for help…

Popular reviews

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  Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 24 May 2018 1

  sinbad is bisexual

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  Pokémon: The First Movie 1998

  ★★★ Watched 19 Aug 2018 3

  MewTwo: Existentialism, Egomanical World Views, Nihilism
  Mew: MEW