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Nosferatu 2024
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I LOVED THE SHREK REFERENCE IN THIS FILM. When Thomas signed that contract, I nearly jumped for joy. My jaw was on the floor; my socks? blown into the stratosphere. HOWEVER! I was NOT happy with the casting in this film, as Walt Dohrn would have been a perfect casting for this scene in particular. By extension, there was a severe and unnerving lack of swamps and onions, there were only rivers, oceans, and stale bread. I found the inclusion…
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Django Unchained 2012
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i liked the implication of swamps in this particular moviefilm. HOWEVER. I did NOT like the non-shrekification (?) present in this film. once again quinny-poo, I find myself at an impasse. while i admire your figure and your aura, I find it COMPLETELY UNSHREKLY (unbecoming to you non-shrekers) that this film contains not a SINGLE form of magical being. no ogres. no dragons. no magically-anthropormorphized gingerbread men. no witches. no oddly short kings that have the facebook logo. no talking…
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Inglourious Basterds 2009
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not enough ogres. whats the mustache guy's deal anyway? i think if the ogrr from shrek was the villain than it would have been much more convincing and menacing. now hear me out... what if instead of brad pitt and bj novak killing the bad guys and taking their hair... it was... it was mike myers and...and it was the eddie murphy and they would... and they had to... they fight the small king with the funny haircut.
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The Notebook 2004
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ok so like what if the guy.... uhhhh Ryan Rosling i think is his name right? so what if this guy was replaced with (now hear me out on this one) what if he was replaced with eddie murphy but specifically go back in time to when he was in Shrek and abduct him to recreate this film within the mindset of the very funny funny doinkey guy. I also think that mr. hop (2011)'s friend should be replaced by…
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