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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  “Are you tightening your anal sphincter?”

  Soooooo slick. Great screenplay full of so many fun little metaphors. Saw a tight spy thriller for $6 on a Tuesday and was out at 8:30. The dream of the 90’s is alive.

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  “Today, I consider myself…the luckiest man…on the face of the earth.”
      —  ̶L̶o̶u̶ ̶G̶e̶h̶r̶i̶g̶ Frannie

  "To be frank, I think his world had vanished long before he even entered it. But I will say, he certainly sustained the illusion with a marvelous grace."
      — Zero Moustafa

  "I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant…

Popular reviews

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  Envy/Desire 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Mar 2024

  “He’s probably at your place right now, trying on your clothes and fapping to sissy hypnosis.”

  If you’re gonna make a movie reproducing the worst aspects of Brooklyn mean-girl trans bullying, maybe you should try writing a single joke that lands, not lighting your sets like a mattress commercial, composing shots at all, having comprehensible audio mixing, or displaying any sort of talent or care whatsoever beyond making up a clocky girl to get mad at.

  A lot of films make you think “the book was better.” This is the first I’ve seen that makes you say “the /ttt/ post was better.”

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  I Saw the TV Glow 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 May 2024

  Thought I was doing fine and then I burst into tears when the title card appeared. THERE IS STILL TIME

  Saw at SIFF Egyptian, premiere with appearance by director.