Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  An American Pickle 2020

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  One big kosher nothingburger!

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  National Lampoon's Vacation 1983

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Very Rimawi roadtrip to Colorado core

Popular reviews

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  Gran Turismo 2023

  ½ Watched 22 Oct 2024

  an hour and a half into this movie, I single-handedly did what might’ve been the dumbest and most embarrassing thing i’ve ever done in my life. I then proceeded to 1000 yard stare the remaining 30 minutes of the film. who I blame this terrible blunder on? Gran Tarismo. If I made a million dollars, I would use every penny to make sure this film is forgotten. Gran Tarismo will forever be connected to this embarrassing incident. My grandkids will…

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  The Hitman's Bodyguard 2017

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  every shot of this movie looks like it’s set in heaven. it looks like i have soap in my eye the entire movie.

  Also the writer and director’s blatant horny posting on main about Salma Hayek is insane.

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