Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Doom Generation 1995

  Watched 27 Feb 2025

  I wonder if Doritos knew their add placement would happen after one of the most horrific castration scenes I’ve ever seen.

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  Halloween: Resurrection 2002

  Watched 10 Feb 2025

  It had a beginning, a middle and an end followed by credits… so it is a movie.

Popular reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  Rewatched 22 Mar 2023

  Why is a kids movie making me think about my life choices and my inevitable death?

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  Evil Dead 2013

  Watched 20 Apr 2023

  This is like when a child puts on his dad's clothes and walks around talking on a play phone pretending to be on an important phone call and everyone around them goes "aww isn't he so cute". Yeah, but like...give the clothes back to the grownups and go back to playing with your toys.