Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025 2

  i mean “how will kitty escape this one!!!” is certainly a cute enough premise but this felt a little too mind numbing and not nearly visually interesting enough for what it was. three seconds in i said “oh they made this in blender” and it turns out i was correct, because yeah you can fucking tell man. “stray” but for movies

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  Time Cut 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  it’s almost unbelievable about how much the monologue in the last 2 minutes cause my opinion of this movie to plummet, and it was already pretty low to begin with

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Nov 2023 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Sep 2024 6

  adam driver delivers the exact portion of the hamlet soliloquy that i learned when i was 14 years old and given an assignment to memorize something by shakespeare for my english class but i started memorizing 2 days before i was supposed to present and only learned up to the "with a bare bodkin" line hoping that my english teacher would let me get away with counting that as the whole soliloquy. my edible was starting to really hit right…