Jose Batres

Jose Batres

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  • Back to the Future

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  • Challengers

    ★★★★½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • Trap

    ½

  • Let the Right One In

    ★★★★

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    This shit made my heart rate go from 76 to 113 at the end what the fuck man

    The music is fuckin spectacular. It immediately let you know what kind of movie this is. It doesn't ever let up, truly a soundtrack for killing

    I love all the actors in this movie. I never once had a "you wanna try that again?" moment like I do with some movies. Everyone does their job, and they do it really fuckin well.…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    I haven't been this speechless since Interstellar I'm not fucking joking

    that's literally all i can say i just finished watching it and i'm completely shell-shocked over this ending i can't even fucking talk with my human real life mouth

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  • Horse Sense

    Horse Sense

    ★★★★

    bro listen i'm watching this during a DCOM marathon and oh my god. disney used to care. listen it's a general growing-up movie about a shithead who neglects his cousin who once saw him as an idol but has now seen the truth, Michael does indeed suck. you really get to see the evolution of michael from this shitheaded rich fuckboy into a responsible rich cowboy who is nice to people and animals. he starts out at goddamn greg heffley…

  • Let the Right One In

    Let the Right One In

    ★★★★

    this movie is great but my biggest complaint is oskar drinking the goddamn pool water every chance he gets like some fucked up pervert