Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ouija Sex 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  The best movie made since barbie starlight adventure

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  Nativity! 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Yur

Popular reviews

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  Better Man 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2025 7

  Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
  I have always hated robbie williams (and by extension take that) but my god this awakened something absolutely poisonous inside of me. The amount of times i wanted to roundhouse kick that fresh swiss dick cheese monkeys fucking skull in was uncountable. “Oh im so upset cause all these women want me etc”……. Just shut up? That scene where hes wanking himself off really encapsulates the whole movie. 2 hours of robbie williams jerking himself off and…

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024 6

  Its not even a cry for help anymore is an echoing scream of desperation