jacques 🇵🇸

jacques 🇵🇸

ratings are purely based on how much fun i had/what these movies made me feel. watch days are wrong but i’m lazy. don’t take 2 serious 🫶🏾

Favorite films

  • Seven Samurai
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • House

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Venom: The Last Dance

    ★★

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★

    hated seeing fred durst be mean :(( saw him in concert and he seems like a really nice guy. okay actual review below

    wanna lead with saying the whole cast killed it but esp Maddy’s actress. she had some really intense monologues. anyways, i hate seeing myself in a movie!! okay i don’t really but stop making me self reflect! i alr do that too much

    this one def hit closer to home than We’re All Going To The World’s…

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★½

    still an all timer. i was annoying and recited lines n gave BTS trivia idc idc NEW YORK BABY

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  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ★★★

    shoutout the guy to my front left who drank a single plastic cup of coke throughout this movie in what must’ve been like 100 tiny sips. i salute and respect you. also edible hit right when someone was vividly describing being assaulted as a child so i def could’ve timed that better

    some really hard to sit through scenes, some scenes with silly 70s practical effects. interesting to see similarities to today given the time period.

    once scene made me…

  • Flight Risk

    Flight Risk

    ★★★

    was this a good movie? not at all! did i have fun? so much. 3 stars for that alone (would’ve got 5 if it went for a fakeout) idek where to start or go but this movie is insane and at point feels like a fever dream. the whole Hasan subplot needs to be studied 

    loved watching notoriously bad man mark whalberg get the shit beat out of him throughout the movie. also, fellow notoriously bad man mel gibson directed this????? never gasped at the credits before

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