Wild boi movie, with a lot of homoerotic undertones. But what really pulls it together isn’t the monster trucks, the amount of nudity or throat ripping fu. It’s Sam Elliot’s glorious flow.

Best Spider-Man has Bruce Campbell and the the legend Bone Saw. Talk about a performance! Randy “macho man” savage put on a show of the ages. The frisked voice shouting “I got you for 3 minutes, your going no where!” As the steel cage lowers on him. It can only be compared to gladiators of Ancient Rome about to battle to the death! BRB gotta grab some slim Jim’s!

6 boobies and one guy yeeting him self like the Hardy Boyz from a 2nd floor window. It’s like deliverance meets back yard wrestling with a mom who plays an evil Vince McMahon.

2 hours of watching goodwill Version of Jessie Plemmons being a jerk while a 38yr old lady tried to get with him.