seriously is she pigeon toed? does she walk with her legs too far apart? to close together? are hers legs weirdly long or weirdly short? i can’t put my finger on the problem all i know if that it was mean to put her on ice skates. as for the actual movie: shockingly bad.
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Through My Window 3: Looking at You 2024
ok i’m only thirty minutes in but why would they put little miss fuck-ass-bob with a strange walk in ice skates? seems cruel.
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The Tearsmith 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
the most surprising part in this movie is the olivia rodrigo and billie eilish feature. most emotionally invested i’ve been in a movie in years. i laughed so much when they jumped off the bridge that i became my own tearsmith. the fact that the sex scene was fade to black is the wolf of my fairytale.
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Through My Window: Across the Sea 2023
gets one star because the fact that they killed yoshi off truly gagged me. loses the other four because of the strange airpods product placement, the ice cream scene and the fact that after this film i am no longer remotely invested in raquel and ares’ relationship. yes i will be watching the third one.
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