"Yo brethren, anyone else suicidal right now?"

"Behind every great man, is a woman rolling her eyes."

"My tiny little nipples went to France?"

"He's our little comedian!"

"Oh to be an anal-dwelling butt monkey in Bruce Almighty (2003)."

"GURD!!"

"Archaeological dig redditor."

"I feel like Jim Carrey was really hot offscreen."

"I feel like Jim Carrey was really hot in genital... I mean general."

"Jim Carrey's face is whatever the opposite of pleasurable is..."

"Watching an alienussy squirt was not on my 2025 bingo card."

"It's like Avatar: The Last Airbender but for linguistics students."

"Imagine the aliens invade and you run into your ex-husband at the spaceship and you pretend you've never met him before..."

"Louise: 早上好中国。我很喜欢冰淇淋！"

"Don't leave me Murph, squelch if you can hear me."

"I'm gonna need a bigger egg cup..."

"China doesn't need the military, they need Obelix."

"Shang's perfect English vs. Louise's dookie Mandarin."

"O, to be touched by seven pods... I fear."

"Funny looking ink blots..."

"Dua Lipa would have loved that movie (Future Nostalgia)."

"I will enjoy this movie."

"Fantastic Freaks and Where to Find Them ahh Marius."

"Every death was one less person singing."

"My prisoner number would be 8008135."

"Can't believe I missed the shit sequence AND the suicide sequence. Roll it back!"

"I feel bad for Russell Crowe for copping all that shit..."

"Les Miserables indeed."

"Jean Valjean avoided drinking piss in the inn, only to eat shit in the sewer."

"I am a gog! I am a ghast (Minecraft reference)!"

"French Borat be like: ma femme!"

"There are 7 Harry Potter references!"

"Some commitment issues would do these people good."

"Javean ship name canon. They fucked. PERIOD!"

"Chug jug e coli juice!!..!"

"Me when I'm in your walls."

"Anyone else climb the stairs like that when you were a kid too?"

"I want my wife to bottle feed me like that."

"It looks tired."

"Buy me drugs!"

"Goofy goober in the basement."

"Uahh uua."

"What will really happen if we tax the rich."

"I'm Kim da basement"

"Ram on my don till I'm killing your family."