Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Really awesome to see DaFoe so in the pocket and the maxi-pad jump scare was sick. Beautiful colors ofc. The poles of the American Aesthetic Spectrum are Florida on one end and the Mojave desert on the other

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  Holy smokes this movie is so corny and disjointed it feels like one of those “chose your own adventure” cinematic video games that nobody really plays

Popular reviews

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  Paris, Texas 1984

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  I usually eat up easy-paced Open America movies but i just wasn’t able to forget that this one was directed by a euro.

  Loved the colors and the dialogue but it’s no Easy Rider. The blues guitar overstayed its welcome; we get it Wim, it’s a Western. 

  The actors: good representations of American men, imo. Harry Stanton seems a little too meek for this role but he’s a good Truck Stop American so it’s forgivable. Dean Stockwell is just a…

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  Zathura: A Space Adventure 2005

  Watched 18 Jul 2024 1

  When I was lifeguarding in high school we had a 7ft tall rtard named Hans that would come to the pool and sperg about movies. One time I asked him what his favorite movie was and he said “2005 box office flop Zathura”. Later that day he went nuts in the parking lot and started breaking car windows.

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