SimeonMonkov

SimeonMonkov

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I am all of me. Which is still less than you

Аз съм това, което съм. Което все пак е по-малко от теб

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Forrest Gump
  • Before Sunrise
  • Rocky

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  • 8 Mile

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

    ★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

  • Double Impact

    ★★★

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  • 8 Mile

    8 Mile

    ★★★★

    B-Rabbit slowly coming up with Lose Yourself was more hype than Tony building the Iron Man Mark I

    "Describe 8 Mile in four words" "Rocky but with rapping". Now why is Rocky the go-to example? Why is it so beloved? The answer to that lies in the misconception people have when it comes to Rocky. In 90% of all underdog movies the main character goes to the top and gets everything they've ever wanted before the end credits. Rocky never…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

    Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie

    ★★★

    Metal Sonic was aurafarming like no tommorow. I respect the grind

    Wouldn't be so split-in-the-middle with this if it didn't overrely on jokes that are about as funny as an episode of the Ren & Stimpy Sonic rip-off from 1993. The macabre Metal saves this hyper mid OVA by simply... existing. Every frame, in which he is drawn, charges this scrap material with extremity, resplendence and sheer hype. If the writers didn't try their hardest to turn him into the coolest…

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  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    Beneath the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★

    Look at the arrow in the poster. It tells you everything you need to know. Doubling down in a lot of areas and dumbing down in even more. Worthless first half, priceless second half. At the expense of deevolving my beloved Cornelius and Zira into side characters, the sequel introduces far more single-layered but very intriguing faces like General Ursus or... whatever lies beneath. Our George Taylor V2, on the other paw, is the worst of both worlds. Fantastic matte…

  • Napoleon

    Napoleon

    ★★★★

    He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. - Napoleon Bonaparte

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. - Mark Twain

    Get a life. - Ridley Scott

    Three quotes to tell you that the connoisseur is back at it again doing his own thing! After a certain dormancy in the genre during the 2010s, the legendary visionary is dedicated to bring back the war epics. His latest work might simply be a taste of…